Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Hellen Keller

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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My mom just died....

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What sucks?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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