What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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