- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Gabe Mercado

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Working hard or hardly working????

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Sex. That is all.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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