why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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whats really hot the sun

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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