Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Your social life

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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