What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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