A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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