Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF BOOOOOM

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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