- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What sucks?

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Penis!

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

a catholic priest and a young boy

Chuck Norris died.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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