How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

The penn state football administration

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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