How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

OGC - tilt your head

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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