What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Women's rights.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

i eat poop

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Anti Joke

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