- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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