- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Teen pregnancy

Tennesse

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Ass

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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