Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What's 9+10=? 19

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Du bist mein Kampf

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

alert("The Game");//

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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