how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Knock Knock Come in

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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666

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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brett is a dick

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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asparagus

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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