How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Dick spice

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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