How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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How old is victor? Old

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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