- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

brett is a dick

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Knock Knock Come in

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

asparagus

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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