If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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k

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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kiss me?

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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weiner? balls

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a black father

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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OGC - tilt your head

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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