What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Blonde Entrepeneurs

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What sucks?

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

Penis!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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