How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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