- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Your mother

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Can I touch it?

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What's cold and icy? Ice

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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