What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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This is my joke. funny

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Hummer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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