why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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I'm taken

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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