- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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