what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Baseball

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

World Peace

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a black man named mike

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

don't look behind you

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

*you're

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Anti Joke

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