what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

guess what what? nothing.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Ben Colbert is gay

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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