Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Chuck Norris.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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