- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

whats pale and white your ass.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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