- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Obama-Care

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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