A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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