Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Penis.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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no u

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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women have rights

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Anti Joke

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