Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Women's football

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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