silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

An iguana walks out of a bar

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

i eat poop

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Once upon a time.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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