one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

George W. Bush

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

want to go home? yea

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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