- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Left. That one direction...

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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