- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Will gropes Ebola victims

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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