- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

My mom.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Will gropes Ebola victims

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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