- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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