How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What is brown and sticky?

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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oh hiya come in

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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stop it ryan vallee

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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