why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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