A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Chrissy is funny.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Canada's army

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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