- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Whats9+10 19

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mother

A British man walks into a dental office.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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