Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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