Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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I have no ideas.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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cms.......?????

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Amputations.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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