What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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