Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

This is not a good joke.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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