Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Canada's army

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Rebecca Black.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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