This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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