Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Where's my tractor?

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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