Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Flab

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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