Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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I'm gay.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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