Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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YOU IS DUM

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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The WNBA.

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