Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Rebecca Black.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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knock knock go away ok

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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