- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Chaney is a dumb b****

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I cant think of one (._. )

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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