- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

a black guy leaves prison

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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