How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Boobs are nasty!

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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