Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Is this a chair?

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

"Up to 50% off."

2 women were sitting quietly

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Jake Bowar

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

poop

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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