- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

The 19th Amendment

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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