What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What's brown and sticky? Poo

memes

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...