- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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