- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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