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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Black Veil Brides.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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