Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Chuck Norris

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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whats long and black? a baton

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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