- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes. Just Yes.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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