a man walked into a bar "ouch"

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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