Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Dislike this

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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women

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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¿melano?

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Hi.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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