- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Chuck Norris died.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

My mom just died....

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

why did i fall? i got pushed!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??